Jamie Oliver is still a moron


The substance on my sandwich was squirted out of a lactating cow, exposed to a variety of bacteria, then left to curdle.  It was then squished, coated with wax, and left to sit for a while.  Then, it was placed into a smoky room until it was coated with the substances in the smoke.  Then it was sliced.  It was then placed between two pieces of a substance made from ground berries grown in soil enriched with cow poop and mixed with a single-celled organism that ate part of the ground stuff and farted all through the mixture.  Then, the entire concoction was placed into a pan containing a teaspoon of fat skimmed from the same lactated material and then whipped.

Gross, huh?

No, you can’t have any of my grilled gouda sandwich.

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About Kinda Strange

I am a student at the University of Phoenix majoring in information technology. This is where I come to babble incoherently…err…make notes, talk about things that catch my interest, share ideas, etc...
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